If I had a nickel for every time someone confused me with Angelina Jolie – honestly, it’s starting to get embarrassing. Why just look at all the similarities:1. Angelina has adopted twice from Asia.
In about 10 days I can say that I’ve adopted twice from Asia (So cool to be able to type that).
2. Angelina was born in 1975. I was alive in 1975.
3. Angelina is a single mom. I am a single mom.
4. Angelina has numerous tattoos all over her body.
I have numerous freckles all over my body.
5. Angelina was married before. I was married before.
6. Angelina’s weight is sometimes an issue (too skinny).
My weight is always an issue (not too skinny).
7. Angelina’s dad’s name is Jon. My dad’s brother’s name is John.
8. Angelina has 2 girls. A week from today, I will have 2 girls. (Again, so cool to type that)
9. Angelina lives with Brad Pitt. . .. . . OK, maybe that’s where the similarities end.
8 comments:
Enough similarities to get your DNA checked and notify the tabloids, don't you think?! Too funny!
This just gets from one laughfest (your post) to another (Shannon's comment). I am laughing so hard that I am tearing up!!! Must stop laughing or I am afraid I will be scaring Mesa (the dog) soon. HAHAHAHAH
Lisa
OMG!!
She IS your twin!!!
Ha! Funny!!! That is so shocking!!! I have many similarities with Angelina as well...maybe you and I are related?
Tiffany
This is priceless, I needed that laugh! Years ago, a woman on jury duty was convinced that I was the twin of Richard Gere, and I had to sit next to her for 4 weeks!
. . .And another similarity -- a coworker reminded me that Angelina and I have used the same adoption agency. No comment on what that says about how smart we both are.
OF COURSE!! I don't know how I missed the similarities. Very Funny!
Can you let me know next time your "twin" sis comes over for dinner? I would like to be invited, so I can openly drool (etc.) at your (unofficial) brother in-law!
Warning; I will embarrass myself & I will possibly be asked to leave. OK...I will most likely be asked to leave & there may be police involved.
Tracy
Ha! :)
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